Problem Statement

Display the complete lyrics for the song:     99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall.

The lyrics follow this form: ... and so on, until reaching   0     (zero). Grammatical support for   1 bottle of beer   is optional. As with any puzzle, try to do it in as creative/concise/comical a way as possible (simple, obvious solutions allowed, too).

Let's start with the solution:

Love is " bottles of beer on the wall"
Problems are " bottles of beer"
Carol says Take one down, pass it around
The beers were numbering fa'too'many
While the beers ain't nothing
Shout it with Love
Shout it with Problems
Say Carol,
Knock the beers down
Say it with Love