Problem Statement

Display the complete lyrics for the song:     99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall.

The lyrics follow this form: ... and so on, until reaching   0     (zero). Grammatical support for   1 bottle of beer   is optional. As with any puzzle, try to do it in as creative/concise/comical a way as possible (simple, obvious solutions allowed, too).

Let's start with the solution:

i = 99
while (i > 0)
    {
    Print(i $ ' bottles of beer on the wall')
    Print(i $ ' bottles of beer')
    Print('Take one down, pass it around')
    --i
    if i is 0
        Print('Ahh poo, we are out of beer\n')
    else
        Print(i $ ' bottles of beer on the wall\n')
    }